Magnum or Blue Steel?

"Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident. "

“Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident. “

Over the summer I had been in touch with Josh Campbell (of Josh Campbell Photography) about doing some work with Level Renner. It was in the pages of Runner’s World where he first got my attention and I immediately reached out to him. If Josh’s name isn’t familiar to you yet, then some of his work might be. I believe he won an award for that picture in the RW link. It’s very exciting to have yet another extremely talented photographer eager to work with Level Renner.

"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"

“Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?”

I must say though that I was fairly surprised when Josh reached out to me via email, asking “Would you want to shoot some running photos with me this weekend?” Would I? Initially my response was ‘of course I would!’, but then I wondered if I even could. I haven’t actually gone for any runs yet on my surgically repaired hip. This raised more questions: How would my attempt at running look? Would it be a waste of time for him? Could I handle living life as a model?


“Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”

That last question needed to be given serious thought. I don’t know anything about the world of modeling aside from what I’ve learned from Zoolander, seen on the internet or television, or just made up in my head. I don’t speak French, I’ve never done cocaine, and have never been in an orgy. As far as I know all three of those things are prerequisites to be being a good model. I guess I can brush up on the French I learned in high school (Voulez-vous les miserables merci beaucoup bonjour croissant-moi?) That’s easy enough, the other two are more of a challenge. I don’t think I’d be any good at cocaine or orgies or (gasp) cocaine-fueled orgies. I mean, would someone who says ‘good at cocaine’ be the type to use it? Alright, so it’s obvious that I can’t handle the lifestyle.

"Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us."

“Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They’ll be looking for us at Maury’s right? But they won’t be looking for… not us.”

That would lead to a downward spiral. One day you’re fighting for that modeling career, but before you know it you’re working at Hooters while desperately trying to cling to the dream. You keep your head up, but after a while desperation leads to you letting drunk business men (who claim to be agents) bump rails off of your chest in the bathroom, followed by an unheralded entry into the porn industry. It’s a fall from grace I’d rather not experience. Plus, I’m a dude so there are several things wrong with that. What’s the male equivalent of waiting tables at Hooters? Applebee’s? Oh God, it’s worse than I thought. Let’s take a look at some other rigors of the job, just to be sure.


“You gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage.”

When it comes to running in front the camera, I’m at ease since running is a natural thing to me. However, there are other skills needed in order to sustain a successful career in modeling. I imagine it involves walking a runway, striking poses and wearing ridiculous outfits. None of that interests me. Besides, although I’m fairly certain I can turn left, would I be able to under pressure? I was never put on the spot but I could feel my motor skills deteriorating as the shoot went on.


“I’m sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.”

In all seriousness it was a cool experience. At first I wasn’t sure where to look or how to carry myself but that passed quickly. When we did the portrait-type shots I felt really awkward initially. The feeling didn’t last long, mainly because I was familiar with some of Josh’s work and was confident that he would do a good job. After seeing the results, I think he did. The area we were in (North Bank Bridge, Paul Revere Park, Zakim Bridge) offers plenty of options and I think Josh made the most of them that day.


“I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.”

Like I said earlier, I haven’t been running much and when I do, I tend to avoid downhill running. Most of the shoot was done on a bridge and required downhill running. I’m not sure if it was the running itself or coming to a stop, but by the end I was very sore. Seeing these shots of me in action has increased that competitive itch I’ve been feeling. Hopefully it’s only a matter of time now before I get to line up again with my teammates.


Tags: , , , , , , , , ,

About ejnshow

Runner. Writer. Lover of the absurd. Hobbies include bringing all three of these elements together.

4 responses to “Magnum or Blue Steel?”

  1. luannemeader says :

    I think the shots are really good and you should go all out,balls to wall, for it….The whole bit, head shots, practice looking good at cocaine with a 100 dollar and milk sugar, smudge a little dark shadow around your eyes, make your wife and her sisters dress provocatively and hang on you in clubs. YA BABY,A STAR IS BORN!!

Trackbacks / Pingbacks

  1. My First Cover | The EJN Show - March 3, 2013
  2. Romance on the Orange Line | The EJN Show - April 5, 2013

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


Stream of consciousness / Inspiration on the Run

Thor Kirleis

Making it Happen...

Marx Running

A Running Specialty Store and So Much More

Kelly O'Mara

professional triathlete, amateur troublemaker


"A runner must run with dreams in his heart." - Emil Zapotek

Toni Reavis



A topnotch site

Sass & Balderdash

Always tongue in cheek, often egg on face.

Run Prayerfully

Moving with the Spirit - Mile by Mile


Documenting life as a competetive runner / Exploring alternative ways to fuel without wheat, dairy or soy

Wandering Wino Foodie

Exploring the world for delicious wine and food!

%d bloggers like this: